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| i feel soooooooooooo happy. i've sorted things out with my two bestest friends in the entire world..and i've got myself a job (well interview tmw, but im sure i'll get it!) and i love my family soooooooo much.
i think i was out in the sun too long. | | |
| ok i got another layout..was bored of my old one..big thanks to chinkieeyedpnoi at creatblog.com  i'm bored...arthi has gone to school..she has her french orals today, hope she does well..
again..nothing interesting to say..oh except dad bought this new tv with a dvd player for his room..so i was watching aishwarya rai music videos for ages last night..could she BE more beautiful..
also what am i gonna do when friends finishes????? it's like so the final series!! hahaha..oh my god..i think i'll cry or somethin..ok i'll stop acting blonde and go now. bye everyone =)
EDIT: guaranteed to make you giggle!
How To Answer The Usual Questions Asked Of Indians
By: asianjoke.com
To help the new wave of incoming students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked everyday:
Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean?
A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target....
Q. You're from India? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation?
A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started participating in elephant-ride sharing schemes with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem.....
Q. Does India have cars?
A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes.
Q. Does India have TV?
A. No. We only have cable.
Q. Are all Indians vegetarian?
A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.
Q. How come you speak English so well?
A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English.
Q. Are you a Hindi?
A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India.
Q. Do you speak Hindu?
A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity.
Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school.
Q. India is very hot, isn't it?
A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.
Q. Are there any business companies in India?
A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian principles of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is is a lot of hard work.
Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh?
A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat.
Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly?
A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there.
Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that?
A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the bottom of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk.
Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
A. I prefer it to coming naked. | | |
| hello everyone..thought id update..havent been doin much..i'm at sub n viks house now..viks is turning 13 tmw! its scary cos i still think of him like a six year old..just had pizza..yumm...now im eatin chocholate cake..double yum..ok now im startin to sound like my sis, all she ever talks/thinks/dreams about is food..lol..haha she'd kill me if she saw i wrote tht..
anyways since im jus chattin crap i'll take my leave now..(does tht even make sense) wel it sounded good in my head..lol, ok bye x x | | |
| ok everyone just check out these xangas. go to the xanga main screen and type in "adolf_hitler" then search for users, or blogrings whatever. i'm not gonna start writing my opinion on this cos we'll be here forever. but lets just say i would like to get a pen and poke all of their eyes out. here's the first one i found, im not sure how i came across it. every time i read what he writes it makes me feel like punching the screen. he's in england too..maybe i shud hunt him down and eat him? nah i cant im on a diet. damn...
Adolf_Hitler666
what else. drank four cups of coffee last night and cudnt sleep til 4. dont know y i didnt think caffeine had any effect on me anymore. my sis has her prom coming up and shes gettin so excited about it. its adorable. i need to get a job. and i will do so, hopefully sometime in the near future. do i regret leaving waitrose now? no i dont actually cos that was so boring i probably wudve bombed the place had i stayed there any longer.
my bro was blasting his stupid music again this morning and he ran into my room sayin "u should lisn to kanye west all day every day cos his album is called college dropout"then he laughed for ages cos he found that highly entertaining.
i have nothing interesting to say, so i'll go now.
oh and sowmya i havent forgotten that i said id make u a nice xanga..i just havent had time the last couple of days. in fact im gonna go do that now! and in return u and arthi have to get all A*s for ur gcses ok missy? arthi is downstairs watchin tv. i wud tell her to study but i know for a fact all i'll hear is "i JUST woke up..leave me alone i'll study later!" and im too tired to argue with her..
take care everyone =)
PS check out these xangas: angel_arthi (thats my babyyyy sister - ok i lie shes bigger than me, and i mean literally. hahahaha) and sowmya_88 (thats her cutie friend who looks like a monkey hehe) | | |
| check out this quote from Scream 2, i love it!
"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to manoeuver myself within any given situation?"
sooo i went to school, got everything sorted out. i'm freeeeeeeee =) i sorted out my cv last night so im gonna go look for some jobs tmw. it was kinda sad today. esp saying bye to the nurse cos shes sooo cute and i love her. out of all the teachers i reckon im gonna miss my philosophy teacher the most. she's very strange but very cool. i love her outlook on life and how she refuses to be like everyone else. i really admire that. cos the real me is a helluva lot different to what people see. but i dont think i have the guts to just "be me"
anyway lets move on before i cry or somethin silly like that. what else. i cant stop eating. and my shoulder stil hurts. and my sis wants to know, whats the difference between a chicken and a hen? if anyone knows, please let us know..
oh and everyone check out the_merv. thats my bros friend who i've convinced to start a xanga. its quite amusing that its much harder to get guys to write an online diary than it is girls..i guess thats cos "real men" cant possibly write down their feelings..they dont have time cos they are too busy being macho and drinkin beer and beating each other up or whatever it is that they do.
btw - procraztinazn (whos real name i still dont know) i didnt design the skins..yeh right like im that clever! i just used scripts from createblog.com and added a few extra things to make it pretty..but i am learning all this html stuff bit by teeny bit and one day..i asked my bro to help me and he gave me a big fat book called "teach yourself html and xhtml in 24 hours" i read the first page and gave up.  but thats ok i will not give in!
i havent forgotten that im supposed to be making a website..i did start but didnt really have much to put on it so i got bored and gave up (story of my life eh?) but im gonna work on it and when im done i'll let you know.. | | |
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